I am Heather Jeanette..
I am way too stubborn & funny for my own good.
I'm 21 & already, I make myself crazy.
If you get my sense of humor, you deserve a trophy... really.
I'm a closet nerd
My best friend in the world is my dog because people are fucking retarded.
love is: stupid puns. and puffins.
creepers on my tumblr
N. (FOR-EV-ER) .
How long it takes coffee to fucking brew in the morning.